Claster

Past tense: clastered

1) To be extremely tired.
2) To be lazy.
3) To ignore work.

Aw man, I’m totally clastered right now.

by WordLover998 March 4, 2024

Cheaster

A portmanteau of the words “cheater” and “Easter.”

A cheaster is a Christian who only goes to church on:
Christmas
Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter

“We better get to Christmas Mass earlier than we do on Sundays because all the cheasters will be there to hog up the pews.”

by Facebook Zombie July 3, 2025

Fried Cleaterman

To "fry someones cleaterman" is to karate chop (open handed) somebody in the back of the neck precisely on the brachial nerve. Side effects of a fried cleaterman include but are not limited to: Severe headaches, neck pain, tingling sensation of head and neck, and in rare cases temporary loss of consciousness.

Christian:Hey will you pick that shit up off the ground?
Darby: Yeah man
*Bends over*
*Fried Cleaterman/ Cleaterman Fry*
Darby: OWWWW you dick my forehead is numb!

by bonerjamsDARBY December 13, 2010