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J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013
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Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
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Barry Clarked

This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.
((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"
by barry clark February 21, 2019
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get clarked

by lannyandliv September 7, 2022
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Demonic Clarke

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke
by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021
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Clarke’s Third Law

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.
by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016
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Carked it

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018
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