I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

claribel

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. She's smart, funny, caring and damn cute. She's the type of girl you stay home with to watch football on Sundays. She is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. If you ever find her, keep her because a girl like this is hard to find.

Jason: I want to marry claribel she's different from all the other girls I truly love her
Steven: yeah I know what you mean, she's wifey material

by max the man November 27, 2012

Clarice

One who is very strong, friendly, good head on their shoulders, very trusting. A person with this name will thrive in any situation, but they do not like being the center of attention. Giving, loving, and cares about everyone else before themselves. Creative. Will stand up for themselves and do what is right for everyone.

Clarice is such a good worker!

by 21nativeAngels March 14, 2013

post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Mid Nut Clarity

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.

The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.

by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012