Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Clarinate

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn

Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!

by reichertag September 18, 2019

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Carina

The only way to describe a carina is simply beautiful. She has the full package from head to toe which can make a guy go crazy by just looking at her. They are hard to find but once found you feel like you never need to look again. A carina has a heart as big as they can get and knows how to use it. Nothing can compare to the feeling you receive by just being with her. They can lift you up and put you in your place. Carina is a Cute, Adorable, Ridiculously pretty, Irresistible, Never ending amount of fun and Absolutely perfect girlfriend.

I love my Carina

Rob "Wow have you seen that girl in the striped dress?"
Rhys "Haha, you have no chance. She's out of your league."
Rob "Seriously if i dont try i will regret it forever, she is stunning. A real Carina"

by IWLYFYAME July 8, 2011

Bass Clarinetist

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Carina

Carina is an extremely gorgeous, amazing, funny, beautiful beyond words kind old soul. Carina is one of the really rare faithful, loyal women that will go way out of her own way just to be there for her man. She expects nothing in return for her generosity except a smile, and respect. If you are lucky enough to have a Carina in your life such as I am she is without a doubt the type of woman that you drop down onto one knee and give your last name to. If your lucky enough for her to except your last name all time in an eternity would simply just not be enough. I love you Carina more than I can demonstrate into words, and am so ready to start are eternity together.

All the beauty in the world pales in comparison to Carina!!

by Vinsanity87 June 5, 2017