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Claris

Claris is a person whom you should meet she is super active and cute. Although she has very little confidence, she is a extrodinary person that you should care and love for you life. If you meet her you better not mess up!!! And of you try to mess with her, your dead meat she is a badass person
Chloe: omg my friend just beat up a boy!!!
Cathlyn: omg!!! She must be a claris
Cheryl: she is one special person!!!
by belugaslimex November 21, 2018
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Learned to play the clarinet at school

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.
by lscamander November 5, 2012
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learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012
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Learned the Clarinet at School

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school
by dudeinasock November 3, 2012
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Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.
Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.
by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009
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Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name
Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet
by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018
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Clarinate

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn
Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!
by reichertag September 18, 2019
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