The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with the feel and emotion of 
a wet dishwag.
'God' of ripping off black blues players.
a wet dishwag.
'God' of ripping off black blues players.
by st April 21, 2005
 Get the Eric Claptonmug.
Get the Eric Claptonmug. One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.
by Pleading The Fifth January 17, 2012
 Get the Eric Claptonmug.
Get the Eric Claptonmug. A blue-meanie
Many people have a premise that Eric Clapton is God. That is wrong. To find out who is the real God see Roger Waters
Many people have a premise that Eric Clapton is God. That is wrong. To find out who is the real God see Roger Waters
by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004
 Get the eric claptonmug.
Get the eric claptonmug. by MUA Psycho October 13, 2012
 Get the Eric Claptonmug.
Get the Eric Claptonmug. Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
 Get the Clapton Crunch cerealmug.
Get the Clapton Crunch cerealmug. Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023
 Get the Eric Claptonmug.
Get the Eric Claptonmug. by The pussy eating machine  September 15, 2020
 Get the Emily Claptonmug.
Get the Emily Claptonmug.