clapping cheeks

The sound a womans booty makes when getting clapped from behind.

I heard that Tom was clapping cheeks with Lizzie yesterday.

by dictionarybot100 July 4, 2019

crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.

A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"

by corey c. October 23, 2006

Clapping

A strange but common way of applauding something or someone

Clapping guy: "Oh I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight"

by Pie Stealer January 12, 2015

Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

by Wes L November 12, 2005

Ass Clapping Thunder Whore

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.

Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"

by Tolley Boy February 14, 2009

crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo

(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.

by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008

Clopening

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.

I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.

by Atlantic City May 12, 2014