prison clause

An unofficial rule that if your man is in jail or prison, you are allowed to have sex with other men. The man is usually not informed about this. The man the woman cheats with is called a sport coat, or sometimes Jody

guy:Hey girl, we can't do this! You're my cousins girl
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!

Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis

by carrielynn901 November 16, 2011

subordinate Claus

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

Cleanus

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020

Release Clause

This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.

Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.

by Busy brain the anonymous. September 15, 2020

Puntus Claus

You either know what Puntus Claus is or you don't. If you're here then...

Puntus Claus is like Santa Claus, but instead of giving out Santas on Christmas, he gives out Puntus.

by Puntus-Claus December 16, 2022

Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.

Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.

by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017

toxx clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.

This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."

by Moggraider January 14, 2008