Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
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Get the Changster mug.When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.
Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.
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Get the Clapsterbate mug.One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.
"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
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by desmond the great February 6, 2003
Get the crankster mug.1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.
2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.
2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
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