clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

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Canket

The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:

1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.

1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."

2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.

3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"

by Avon12 July 7, 2011

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clinket

a piece of useless, obnoxious, or insulting information used to get on one's nerves

Saying to a giants fan: "Did you know? The giants have the worst record in the NFL."
The giants fan responds: "Man thats such a peice of clinket. I don't wanna hear that."

by rusassy November 20, 2010

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