Clam Baked

The female version of being tea bagged. Usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or passed out on the floor at a party. It can only occur if only vagina or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. Can be done with or without pants. Can also be know as clam basting.
Jaims: Gary is passed out on the floor.

Blakely: Hold my pants. He's about to get clam baked.
by bigern80 March 18, 2013
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Clam Bake

The act of a group of people getting together, usually equal number of guys and girls, and then having the girls 'clam slam' the boys in rotating succession. Not unlike an orgy.
"Man, that clam bake was so wild last night!"
"I know! Cindie slammed me so hard! Twice!"
by Logan Joshua Dylan Kralik February 8, 2009
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Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".
Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?
by V J January 5, 2006
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Clam Baking

The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character
After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .
by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017
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Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India
by Kerburki July 4, 2009
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clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.
The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009
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clam bake

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.
Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.
by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006
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