A claim that is a combination of shocking, unbelievable and ridiculous. The claim is generally dubbed an outrageous claim by a panel, being people who heard the claim or have professional or knowledgable backgrounds in the subject matter presented in the claim.
by Trust E April 4, 2008
Get the outrageous claim mug.A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.
Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT
by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015
Get the Cailou mug.Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.
by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018
Get the Caillou mug.An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)
by ♥︎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♥︎ August 21, 2019
Get the Caillou mug.Term loosely associated with BDSM culture but refering to anyone, typically in the submissive role, that has pledged their loyalty to another.
It only took 7 years but I finally claimed Stephanie for my own.
No, I want nothing to do with you. I am already claimed.
No, I want nothing to do with you. I am already claimed.
by Viroodiem December 14, 2018
Get the Claimed mug.A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.
Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
by gruberfan April 24, 2010
Get the Claim Chowder mug.Caillou is a 4yr old boy who does not ever seem to age he is a bratty kid that always gets his way and does not deserve any hair. In French caillou translates to bald noot.
by BALD NOOT September 5, 2017
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