clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

clartide

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.

"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."

by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

claction

a hybrid for clit (clitoris) action

"I need claction now or my vagina will shrivel up!"

by bigbootiesRus April 10, 2008

clatbag

someone that is dirty

katie never washes because she is such a clatbag

by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

Clat

The sound a flip mobile phone makes when forcefully closed, for instance, during or at the end of an argument.

"You done messed with the wrong bitch!" *clat*

by Kingrrrrrr May 17, 2016

Clapton

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.

Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.

by Baron Crane July 2, 2006