citromongulate

The act of opening the wrong (illegal) side of the orange juice container because you destroyed the "open here" side.

Not only did you lactomongulate the milk carton, but you citromongulated the OJ container....

by pogodante May 14, 2008

Caitriona

Caitriona is a female name of Gaelic/Celtic origin and originates from Scotland. Caitriona means Pure in Gaelic.

Hi. My name is Beth and this is my niece Caitriona.

by HappyAunty773 December 10, 2018

citiot

People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.

Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!

by I EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST. March 28, 2009

Sun Citiot

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.

Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Catriona

Total tank of a girl with guns of steel. Can throw boiled eggs and golf balls at dangerous speeds.

Guy1: "Woh she just got nailed!"
Guy2: "Fighting a Catriona I guess.."

by Snam The Anonymous April 22, 2011

citro

cool, good, groovy

1)thats so citro! 2) its not citro but its ok. 3) im citro and you?

by andi January 19, 2004