citgo

The most evil gasoline stations ever. run by hugo chavez and Venezuela.

A "I'll run out of fuel soon"
B "Don't support evil."
A "What?"
B "Don't get gas at a Citgo."
A "Oh no problem!"

by atmel August 1, 2008

Citroen Clit

The Citroen Saxo was never translated to english from french because it would be on our roads as the citroen CLIT!

"Mush What do you drive? I Drive A Citroen Clit."

"The Citroen Clit, because every Cunts Got One."

"Oh Look Another Clit Car"

by Jay Bon Jovi Leb March 31, 2009

clitjob

Fellatio on a female.

I never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

Citiodah

The odor/aroma that generally surrounds large cities containing paper mills. From the stems "city" and "odor," citiodah originates from the stench that lurks when one enters or passes by particular cities that feature paper mills. Due to the pungent aroma resulting from paper mill factories, typically found in urban areas, "citiodah" is an appropriate and relevant term.

"When we crossed the bridge into Savannah, the stench was incredible! We thought that Scott had cut the cheese, but it was just citiodah."

by Radchel November 27, 2011

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

Cutjob

When an emo cuts his dick then masterbaits to it the pin he is enduring.

Hey wanna come to my house and has a back to back cutjob?

by TheSexanation January 10, 2011

Citrosexual

Having an extreme urge to have a sexual relationship with fruit.

Zach Taylor (Girl 1): Will Gregg is sooo great! Is he single?

Justin Perry (Girl 2): Yes, but I think he is citrosexual.

Will Gregg: Orange you glad I am a citrosexual?!

by AnonymousRedneck March 5, 2015