boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009

bull in a china shop

a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things

Imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

china syndrome

Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.

Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!

by JKrahe August 7, 2007

China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

Made-in-China Syndrome

Made-in-China Syndrome occurs, when someone implies that your valuables are not much worth as you think by presuming that they were made in an economy using plenty of cheap labour, often out of envy, ignorance or piss-taking.

"Look at this ring! I got this at an auction website last week! That was a bargain as well!"
"T's have a look...Cheap sliver shine, innit? Probably hot stuff. Or a sweat shop fake..."
"Here we go again. You're going through another round of Made-in-China syndrome, David!"

by Hiroish June 26, 2014

China Syndrome

China Syndrome is when you connect to the Internet through a network that constantly tightens up its network policing policies, blocking more and more sites as time goes by. Named for the Chinese government's infamous crackdowns on forbidden sites.

"Man, this is bullshit. My network at work just started blocking 4chan!"
"That's the fifth site they've blocked this month! Sounds like your company's got a case of China Syndrome."

by Darc Discordia June 6, 2009