"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."
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Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"
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Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.
"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"
"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"
"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"
"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"
"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"
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Get the Churched mug.absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor
Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017
Get the churched mug.n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.
adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.
Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.
Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”
Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
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