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Chumplin

A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin
Please hand me another chumplin for consumption

The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening

My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin
by mAntis99 September 27, 2011
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Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.
woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010
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Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010
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Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.
"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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chumkini

Making a bikini out of food on your own body and then inviting your dog to lick it off. Special attention needs to be paid to the sexual organs
SW thought his Aussie bird was really into him until he came home early one night and found her on the sofa with Fido feasting on her chumkini
by Henry Herbert the Second February 4, 2010
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Chumkin

Person1:Quick question..
If you had chance to nickname me, what would you call..
Person2: chumkin
by Bundleoftantrums July 17, 2018
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chumpies

man there are some chumpies here tonight
or
man there is like 2 full chump and 3 half chumps here we even gotta chunky chump in the corner
by zam1387 August 14, 2006
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