Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

by Waterking February 27, 2019

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

Bubba Chumped

When one is too high to function under the influence of cannabis.

“Here gilbert bro, im fuckinnn bubba chumped”

by Yerboy01 April 1, 2019

chumphead

someone who is so chump-like, everyone hates them

my god lemuel is such a chumphead

by jdub513 January 28, 2007

The Chumlees

The instant urge to shit uncontrollably. Similar to IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

I got sick to my stomach the other day and The Chumlees hit me hard. I destroyed Kevin's bathroom in the heat of battle.

by Chumturd April 12, 2017

chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008