Chumberlai

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.

Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.

by Don Carlo March 10, 2009

Chambo-jackhammer

When a chamberlain slams his penis into a females vagina imitating a construction guy using a jackhammer, devastating the female with arousal and utter satisfaction.

"Did you see Wilt Chamberlain give that girl the Chambo-Jackhammer?"

by Chambro January 10, 2012

chumbawumba land

Any place where a person feels that heaven is close, their soul is free, or they have glimpsed heaven. Typically associated with wilderness areas where the heart can be heard beating.

In Chumbawumba land a person can let go and be themselves, invigorated and surrounded by a sense of deep happiness.

by cupricity September 18, 2014

Chamboe

A drink that consists of champagne and cough syrup with codeine.

Aye, let me get some of that chamboe.

by Ayyyye408 April 7, 2017

The Chumbawumba

Succession of drinks that is based upon the popular 90's song "Tubthumping (I get knocked down)" by the band Chumbawumba. Where one drinks first a shot of whisky, then a shot of vodka, then a lager (beer), and finally a drink of hard cider, in quick succession. This is taken directly from the lyric in the song " I drink a whisky drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink. The Chumbawumba is always announced by the chanting "Chumba, Wumba, Chumba, Wumba!"

"Yo man have you seen John?"
"Yea he is passed out in the corner. He did the Chumbawumba earlier tonight.

by SAEalpha February 26, 2008

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

chumbolone

idiot, stupid - Popularized by Chicago newspaper columnist John Kass after first hearing the word spoken in testimony by mob messenger boy Anthony "Twan" Doyle during a 2007 federal trial. While working for the mob, Doyle got himself hired into the Chicago Police Department evidence department in order to remove or destroy DNA and other evidence of mob homicides.

Actual example: "I gave him lip service," Doyle said. "I didn't know what he was talking about. I don't wanna look like a chumbolone, an idiot, stupid," Doyle said from the witness stand.

by Jaded1 June 12, 2009