Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

Couching Out

To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...

Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!

David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.

Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.

by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011

chucking it down

Raining heavily, commonly used in Geordie slang

"it's chucking it down, I better wear a coat"

by Ahah1 October 6, 2015

Chucking a Jay

Silently fapping away with a blank expression while staring directly at your mate while having intense intercourse

I was chucking a Jay last night and it totally put him off!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014

Chucking Lampreys

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.

Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!

by Limon Lives August 27, 2007

chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

by smelly April 25, 2005

numb chucking

From Robot Chicken: Intravenously injecting Novocain into your blood stream so you cannot feel anything and then letting your buddies beat the shit out of you.

Byran and I went numb chucking with Guillermo. Guillermo shit his pants.

by [e-mail] May 22, 2006