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Chrofer

Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.
"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"
by Eirwyn May 14, 2019
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Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.
Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.
by chi_tom December 10, 2009
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Chromebook

a piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that cost 200 fucking dollars and doesn't even have Microsoft Word. AKA the Chromebook is literally a piece of shit and the definition is shit. It sucks because it is made by Google.
ok class we are going to use the Chromebooks
by DICKEATTER9001 November 15, 2017
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chrome to your dome

Getting a pistol placed up against the skull.
Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.
by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013
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chrome knob

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female
Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.
by Math Wizard March 21, 2014
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Chromebook

A sack of shit that costs over $200.
< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.

< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.

< Joe > Good idea!
by GR1F May 6, 2015
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Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.
Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.
by Medicine-man March 16, 2009
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