Chomosexual

Slang for pedophile

Tristen is a chomosexual because his girlfriend is underage

by R. Arson May 23, 2021

Chemosexual

(Adj.) Someone who's sexual and/or romantic attraction is solely based and/or allowed by the chemistry shared with another regardless of gender or even lifeform.

It is most noticeable in bisexuals as they will prefer relations with one gender over another based on the chemistry shared.

Often confused with asexuality when the individual stops having chemistry with others.

The opposite of this would be someone who only has a romantic or sexual relationship only driven by physical attraction with no emotional side on the matter or chemistry.

My chemosexuality wont let me have random sex.

I have been with girls but I'm such a chemosexual for guys, It just flows natural.

I don't care how hot he is I don't like him, maybe im being a chemo about it.

You're such a chemo!

by SefSpam April 2, 2013

Crowsexual

The sexual attraction to a seven foot void demon that eats bottle caps. Oh, and his name is Crow.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Tord: you’re a fucking moron that’s what you are.

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

Crowsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a void demon named Crow who eats bottle caps and wears his hair up in a man bun. Oh, and he’s a pissy baby. He’s also 7’0.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Crow: you’re a fucking bottom that’s what you are.
Logan: bitch—

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

cromosexual

a person that rejects people with any variation of "crow" in their name. Often ignorant and scared of the various "crow family values". Not to be mistaken of with a phobia of the bird.

Tom: I just saw Sheryl Crowe on TV, I broke out in a cold sweat!
Jack: What are you man, a cromosexual?

by Ken Tirlone January 12, 2008

chemosexual

addicted to cleaning the house loves the smell of bleach, pre occupied with cleaning products

her toilet was so fresh it was like it had been attacked by a bunch of chemosexuals.

she is is so hooked on polishing im sure shes a chemosexual

as in the songs "chemosexual healing" by daz and the launderettes Robert |Palmers "Addicted to Dove" "Flash ah ah saviour of the universe", " I can't get no Dazifaction",

by tony aka napoleon January 13, 2008

chomosexual

Someone who is never going to get laid in his life other than by stretching his penis into his anus

"Scott is a chomosexual"

by Philip J February 13, 2003