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Christis

A life crisis when you're completely out of options and turn to a religious figure to solve all your problems.
Dude, Jeff's back was against the wall and he converted. He totally had a complete Christis!
by OED BEAST August 19, 2010
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Christislamism

A relion that combines the major elements of Christianity, Islam, and all religions ending in "ism" such as Judiasm, Buddihism, Hinduism, etc. The three basic principals are: 1. There is a God, (or Gods), 2. God(s) are forgiving, 3. Treat everyone else as you wish to be treated. Believers may believe anything else they wish, as long as they understand that what they belive may not be what someone else believes. These differences in beliefs are to be respected, since no one can really know what the true religion is.
Guy1: Can you believe how crazy that religion is?
Guy2: I believe in Christislamism, and I may not agree with them, but I'll respect their beiefs anyway, since who knows, maybe they do have it right.
by TheWaterbong July 2, 2008
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christurbation

Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.
by a very bad man September 23, 2005
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Christsicle

Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
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Christos

Christos is a Greek name for Jesus. The name has its roots in the ancient greeks. Its a sign of freedom and rebirth, Spartans choose to name their kids after Jesus Christos

He is the most attractive male in the world, He has a big dick and is the definition of amazing, I could go on and on of how amazingly good looking Christos is. He is really popular amongst the girls and has his whole life had really good looking girlfriends

His specialty is beating up those who are from Marrocco as the ancient greeks.
Christos is a true G
by cos cash December 11, 2019
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Christubator

Someone who is a fundamentalist christian to the point where their religion is more narcissistic than anything else.
Chick publications released the rights to Dark Dungeons the movie to the makers of Gamers, I bet the Christubators won't even get the joke.
by weberr December 19, 2014
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ChrisTDs

A fag named Chris and taking 3 or more shits a day
Fucking fag that’s your 5th shit today I think your dumbass has ChrisTDs
by Dr Biglet June 17, 2019
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