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Christopher Columbus

When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.
by Drew Pesak April 1, 2010
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Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020
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When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
by Soule187 June 18, 2008
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an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.
person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.
by luna.red December 2, 2019
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Christopher Columbus

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008
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Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.
Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020
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