Christathon

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.

"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"

by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009

chrisnelle

Handsome, approachable,good in art, silently care for others, people impression to his/her are the bad person Bat deep inside good heart, inlove in one girl/boy when attached

Chrisnelle is the best friend you can have but not everyone are interested to him/her. But if you got him/her you will the opposite of being introvert

by Ellar's lover June 8, 2021

christeh

A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL GIRL YOU’LL EVER MEET. SHE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE,EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BOTH UPSET. SHE’S SENSITIVE THOUGH SO IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVER BE WITH HER, TREAT HER AS WELL AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: “wow christeh beautiful!”
Person 2: “i know!”

by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

christeeze

girl who has her own style makin it look easy.

That girl is such a christeeze, I'm jealous.

by Sttteeze January 13, 2010

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004