1. A person who smokes marijuana in order to feel more in touch with God.
2. A person who believes in God and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.
2. A person who believes in God and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.
Priest: Thy sin-ith! Thy use-ith thy mind-altering-substance-ith!
Christian Stoner: I'm altering my mind so I can accept the spirit of the good Lord. It even says in the Bible that marijuana is the weed of God.
Christian Stoner: I'm altering my mind so I can accept the spirit of the good Lord. It even says in the Bible that marijuana is the weed of God.
by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012
Get the Christian Stoner mug.A form of greeting promoted by some Christian groups in which two parties hug by wrapping one arm around the shoulder of the other person, as if posing for a photo, rather than the traditional "front hug," or wrapping both arms around the shoulders or waist from the front. The motivation behind the side hug is that frontal hugs allow the two parties' crotches to touch, apparently emulating sexual activity.
While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.
Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.
Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
Guy: Hey babe, what's up? Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.
by BlackDoomShadow December 8, 2009
Get the Christian Side Hug mug.Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.
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FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.
FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.
Boy 1: OMGOODNESS, YALL, LET'S SANG HANNAH MONTANA!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!
by Glad 2b out June 10, 2010
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2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.
2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.
by fraghappy November 6, 2003
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If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
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