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christena

A very beautiful and loving girl
if you have a Christena in your life,
try as hard as possible to keep her,
she is strong, indepented, and is very athletic
guy #1; "Dang, look at that girl"
guy #1; " You know who she is?!?!?"
guy #2; "Oh man, thats the new girl christena!"
guy #1; "Damn shes beautiful"
by penguino123 December 11, 2016
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christa

to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it
--CHRISTA DOUVADJIAN--
i feel down the stairs but my penis fell out and everyone was impressed

wow you pulled a christa
by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006
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Cristeta

Of or pertaining to the current co-Empress of Macedonia
That woman is hilarious and so intelligent. What a Cristeta.
by egmorgan January 24, 2009
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Christeanna

Sweet, smart, fun, outgoing, kind, caring and loving!! Very loyal to those who earn her trust. She is strong, determined and independent. She tends to look for love in all the wrong places. She is a very deep thinker. Although this all sounds great, don't piss her off! She's one of a kind!
Christeanna sweet
by realistic24 February 5, 2010
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Christa McAuliffe Middle

A school in south Florida full of drama and fake girls. Most people smoke weed or have tried it. The sad reality is all of them are fake and just smoke to seem cool. Nobody in this school's hard but they all seem to think so.
Person one: "Do you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle?"
Person two: "Yeah"
Person one: "Man that sucks"
by bobjacobjinglehymershmit December 6, 2009
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chrisatanist

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
by Beergod November 3, 2009
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Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.
Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.
by Nicnoc November 30, 2010
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