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chrisevansdirtywh0re

the account of the hottest being in the universe. they are the hater of sebastian stan and tom felton, big fan of florence pugh and bunions
bella: oh i love chrisevansdirtywh0re, they followed me back on tiktok

flo: omg same let me break up with my 46 year old bf and marry her
by florencepughsbunion July 16, 2021
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Chrisna

Handsome and sexy af. It’s hard not to stare at a Chrisna. They are fun to be around and know how to have a good time. Chrisnas usually have big calf muscles and big ears. Chrisnas are great in bed to the point you can’t walk the next day. If you ever meet a Chrisna, lock em down real quick. Always encouraging especially when it comes to drinking water and eating healthy. Chrisnas are fun to be around and are very honest. Everything is a competition when it comes to Chrisnas. They are usually attracted to Latina’s with curly hair. Chrisnas are usually Seahawks fan but deep down have love for the Raiders. Chrisnas deserve nothing but the best in life.
Chrisna is sexy af.
by Bigfoot24 November 22, 2021
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Chrisean

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

It’s a vibe all the time!!”
by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022
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chrispescado

NICA and narnian = chrispescado/crispy nigga, nuff said
Jim: hey who the fucks that fresh kid?

Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.

Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...
by Buzz Lightyearr March 17, 2010
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Chrisna

Chrisna is a girl who likes the read of a good book, plenty of company and has a good sense of humour. She is quite intellectual and takes herself very seriously but can have a good time if she wants to.

She would be anybody choice as a friend as she is mysterious and easy to talk to. She isn't shy to say a dirty joke or two and loves food above all else
Girl 1: Where's Chrisna

Girl 2: Probably reading a book
by RocketRabit September 25, 2017
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Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.
We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.
by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010
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chriseppa

hottest person on earth.. best person.. kind.. loving.. pretty.. amazing.. godd...
oh my god.. is that chriseppa.... hes so hot 🥺🥺🥺😅😅😅
by penisgobbler0069 February 15, 2021
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