chrishouston

Noun; A dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry faggot, obese, evil

Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator

Ex 1.
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!


Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston

by BreeBreeeeee December 29, 2008

Chrisna

Handsome and sexy af. It’s hard not to stare at a Chrisna. They are fun to be around and know how to have a good time. Chrisnas usually have big calf muscles and big ears. Chrisnas are great in bed to the point you can’t walk the next day. If you ever meet a Chrisna, lock em down real quick. Always encouraging especially when it comes to drinking water and eating healthy. Chrisnas are fun to be around and are very honest. Everything is a competition when it comes to Chrisnas. They are usually attracted to Latina’s with curly hair. Chrisnas are usually Seahawks fan but deep down have love for the Raiders. Chrisnas deserve nothing but the best in life.

Chrisna is sexy af.

by Bigfoot24 November 22, 2021

Chrisna

Chrisna is a girl who likes the read of a good book, plenty of company and has a good sense of humour. She is quite intellectual and takes herself very seriously but can have a good time if she wants to.

She would be anybody choice as a friend as she is mysterious and easy to talk to. She isn't shy to say a dirty joke or two and loves food above all else

Girl 1: Where's Chrisna

Girl 2: Probably reading a book

by RocketRabit September 25, 2017

Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)

"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)

by Ed Austin January 1, 2006

Chrishon

Very handsome man, he's loyal and outgoing ladies of any dishonest type really doesn't deserve him

I need me a chrishon

by Edwin89978 July 30, 2022

Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".

Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.

by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008

chrishaunakwanze

The correct greeting for the holiday so no one can be offended or feel left out

Wow. ..i cant wait to here the song they write for. I wish u a merry. chrishaunakwanze and a happy new year

by Mi sofakingweetodded December 23, 2016