Christon

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.

girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable

by nobbyknees July 7, 2010

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

ChrisMoment

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".

"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"

by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

chrisgrosse

1. to physically beat someone for no reason at all.

2. to go on a murderous rampage.

See: postal

1. Dude, last night you got so drunk you went all chrisgrosse on Josh and broke a chair over his back.

2. There's a nut with a gun on campus going chrisgrosse.

by John Clabby February 10, 2009

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Chrispoo

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

Christoffer

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019