Chris Bumstead

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.

Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November

by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

Chris Breezy

Nickname for a guy who beat the shit out of a woman.

I woke up Chris Breezy

by DickBoy010 February 18, 2021

Chris Bores

A hack, phony, plagiarizing pathetic imitator that due to his own lack of creativity must rip-off James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.

That was one cool AVGN video, I bet in a few days Chris Bores will make one just like it.

by Jimmy Baba August 25, 2010

Chris Beat-Her-Down

The new name Chris Brown has earned for beating up Rihanna.

Chris Beat-Her-Down's career is downhill from now!

by Cooooooooooooooooooooookie March 5, 2009

Chris Benoit

It's just like saying "Voldemort", never to be mentioned.

One of the greatest WWE Wrestlers to ever be blackballed.

John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?

by DeadRevolution December 21, 2014

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021