cheatham-county claw

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart

Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

Copathetic

The opposite of Copacetic. Something unsatisfactory and pathetic which you do not wish to be a part of.

You: Hey, Bro. What do you want for dinner?
Lame Friend: IDK, Man. I was thinking of just going to Patty's Cheap Patties and getting a couple dollar burgers.
You: That sounds copathetic to me, dude.

by SadisticDespot July 1, 2020

Chatham Shark

A mythical creature that is said to live in Lake Chatham in Glade Springs, WV. Only a few have reported sightings of this beast, including Jonathan Davis and Yveny Preobrasginsky.

I don’t know if I would go swimming in that lake, the Chatham Shark might get you.

by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021

The Cody Cheatham

The process of going up to a random person or a known person and say I love you.

Man 1: " I love you "

Man 2: " You just did The Cody Cheatham!"

by lliinnddsseeyy March 10, 2014

Chatham

"Cow Town" a town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Small town with a bunch of bars and a school. Where everyone knows everyone and gets involved in everybodys business. No one has lives and there isn't even a cell phone tower. Popular fashion trends consist of.. flannel button up shirts, carhartt jackets, shit kickers (black rubber boots) and lots of camo print on everything. Very popular for its wide variety of hunting areas. November 15th (opening day of deer season) is the most important day of the year according to anyone who lives there. One of the main sources of employment is owning a farm. Population consists of mostly Finish, French, French Canadian, Polish, German, etc. Everyone has a accent. Gander Mountian is generally a favorite store to shop at, not Hollister or Abercrombie. Famous bumper sticker in the area quotes "Say ya to da U.P. eh?". Pretty much the most bad ass town in da whole United States der eh?

Tommy: "Hey der got any of dem deer lately in Chatham eh?"

Dominque: "Yo dawg what are you trying to say yo?"

Tommy: "Sorry der eh, dat's just dat der U.P. accent der of mine eh."

Dominque: "Whatever man, peace yo."

by Appleipad1 January 13, 2011

Chathand

Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.

It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.

Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).

acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"

complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"

phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"

Examples of chathand usage:

"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".

"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."

"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."

"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"

"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."

"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."

by aliaz October 21, 2010

chatham

A place in which nothing or very little is located; an empty or dull location.

Don't go to hiking in the woods. It's just a chatham out there.

by John-Norman Smith October 9, 2006