Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

star-crossed lovers

To be doomed within a relationship,
To be opposed by fate is to be a star crossed lover

Romeo and Juliet are perfect examples of star crossed lovers

by Axe whielding Maniac September 3, 2003

crossed swords

When 2 dudes have a threesome with a girl and their dicks inadvertently touch.

I'm totally freaked out. Last night, JJ and I had a threesome with that hood rat Cicely and we crossed swords. Does that mean I'm gay?

by Bif Loman April 8, 2006

hands crossed

A simple gesture of being silent and praying to God for something to happen as we wished

Let us keep our Hands crossed for his speedy recovery

by seeders January 24, 2017

he crossed the map

as it says he crossed the map, he crossed tomato town in Fortnite

Girl: "Holy shit man, he crossed the map"
Women: " what map, and who"
Girl: " mom... HE crossed the map"

by gru'sbbgorl777 May 24, 2022

Star Crossed Lovers

1) Lovers that never get together

2) Also known as i'll fated lovers

Nyquill and Jose are star crossed lovers

by Reubizzle April 26, 2006

star-crossed lovers

To be doomed within a relationship. to be oppossed by fate,

Romeo and Juliet is a classic example of star crossed lovers

by Axe whielding Maniac September 3, 2003