chrontard

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.

Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"

by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008

Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

by Zak December 25, 2003

chocoretarded

The Apex of gay fashion gone wrong. Wardrobe is horrible and should be burned!

A person looks chocoretarded when their outfit does not match and they shop at the Gap.

by FRSHTM February 20, 2009

clonetard

someone who gets really pissed about a lil name calling and is secretly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) so tries to hide inside someone elses personality, and plus he is retarded

Wow john, dont be a clonetard, just come out of that closet

by jibba jabba gibby April 7, 2005

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004