The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"
by your mate jones April 29, 2009
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A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol
Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.
by Pol Pothead April 1, 2012
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(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.
Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?
by Em Dee September 27, 2005
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When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.
That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.
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Term in Australia for deep fried chicken, normally from KFC.
Person 1- “Wanna go get some dirty chook?”
Person 2- “yeah i’m in the mood for some KFC
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One who is slow and incompetent at typing.
MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.
by And Prowse October 31, 2004
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A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.
John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.
by Cougarman July 24, 2019
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