Chobits

That show PK wants me to watch constantly, but I'm lazy and/or I have a slow computer. Must find someone who has Chobits on rip...

Fuzzy Parks: Uh... What was that anime you wanted me to watch again? With the android with the power switch in her :x! ?

PK: CHOBITS. CHOBITS GOD DAMN COCK BASTARD! WATCH IT! WATCH IT NOW! UNDERPANTS FOR HIDEKI PLEASE THANK YOU!

by Fuzzy October 23, 2004

Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

Chobit

A chobit is someone who does not know what a chobit is.

John: Yea, she's such a chobit.
Jimmy: What's a chobit?
Matt: AHHH! Jimmy's a chobit!
Jason: CHOBIT!!
Kevin: CHOBIT!!

by cordozar December 23, 2008

chobits

robots with super CPUS and massive hard drives. I want one!

can i stick my finger in your chobits?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

chobits

used to express boredom. often preceeded by the sounding of a noise that would signify anger or contempt for the fact you were bored.

"grrr chobits!" or "i'm so chobits"

by Chris Medcalf November 29, 2004

Chobits

1. n. Slang for the male genitailia.

Ex: A football just hit that guy in the chobits, and now he's on the floor vomiting! Awesome!

by Ed Weintraub: Manly Zookeeper April 9, 2010

Choobies

A short term for 'Child boobs' also meaning a small/flat chested teenager.

guy 1 ''dude look at that chick''
guy 2 ''oh dude she has choobies''

by MrbananaBrain October 6, 2013