Chumpoo

A CHUMPOO is a adorable and lovable individual. A chumpoo is someone that forgets to eat at times and constant reminders are to be given. It is someone who care a lot for their loved ones and is willing to go the extra mile for that someone. A chumpoo is someone that can brighten anyone’s day with their hugs and kisses.

A chumpoo is also really beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have one. A chumpoo is also know to be the best girlfriend ever.

Guy 1: your girlfriend is a chumpoo?
Guy 2: yeah I’m a lucky guy

by Cultsliders April 18, 2020

Compoop

A term for a laptop; a shitty computer

"Hold on, I'm switching to my compoop."
"I just bought an Alienware compoop!"

by Toshiba Laptops March 30, 2015

compootle

using a computer in a relaxed leisurely manner, wandering about the internet or working

"I think i'll compootle my way through the afternoon"

"what you up to?"
"nothing much, just compootling"

"is that project written up yet?"
"I still have ages, I'm compootling my way through it"

by @Elfod August 23, 2011

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

chompworthy

Chompworthy - someone that is looking so hot either in general or specific body part/area

Jenni looked so hot this morning in her Robin's jeans that her ass was telling em to bite her, so tempting & inviting to my mouth and bite she was so chompworthy. But then there was the rest of her chompworthy body too.

by RockyVSThor September 24, 2012

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014