Chokebate

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.

Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.

by Crark July 14, 2010

choderboating

Placing the lips on the "chode" and "motorboating", or making a motorboat sound, and wiggling your face back and forth.

Do you hear that, I think that dude Matt is choderboating that dude Billy!

by J. L. Bate November 7, 2011

chodabeard

The tuft of pubic hair lining the chode. Often stained with feces.

You might want to trim that chodabeard!

by pitt420 April 23, 2003

chodabreath

What girls or gay males get after licking or eating you in the gooch region

Harry: Sally you have chodabreath did you just eat tom there

by Stefalicious July 21, 2006

chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.

GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Chodebacca

A Short Chipmunk Looking Guy Named Brian.

I Can't believe she wakes up every morning to that chodebacca....ewwww

by Chodo Baggins Yo MAMMIE November 22, 2010

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

by redheaded__ September 21, 2020