Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 July 31, 2020

Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 9, 2023

Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.

“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”

by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018

Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

by Diddyfan July 6, 2025

Chocolate banana

Code word for sending nudes

Me: Yo your proper peng, Chocolate banana.
Her: Ok ;)

by Adumbbitch July 24, 2020