Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

Chocolate banana

Code word for sending nudes

Me: Yo your proper peng, Chocolate banana.
Her: Ok ;)

by Adumbbitch July 24, 2020

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 August 01, 2020

chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday

by cock!?! March 15, 2021

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 07, 2021

chocolate dipped banana

When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.

Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.

by Antiriv December 11, 2013

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 09, 2023