Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday

by cock!?! March 15, 2021

Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.

“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”

by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 9, 2023

Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

by Diddyfan July 6, 2025