Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.

Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.

by ChobeGunk September 5, 2010

Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

Choblesome

Choblesome means that something is very talk-worthy and everyone is talking about it. It is used as a compliment to suggest everyone’s talking about it positively.

You’re outfit is so cool it’s very Choblesome

by Choblesome guy June 24, 2022

choesam

A Guy/Girl name dating back to Chinese and Tibetan Culture of loving men, The name in Tibetan means The lover of Men, it is the name that all homosexuals love and will want their name to be.

Nicknames for Choesam are Choegato, Chloe, Sam, Choey, and Man Lover

Doug: Who is that sucking Ben off
Hunter: Oh that's Choesam he loves doing that
Anthony:I wish he would do me next

Dude that's Choesam right there he loves men.

by BenC2006 February 4, 2022

Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

by Dballa October 1, 2010

chones

n: underware, drawrs, undise etc

Don't wet your chones

by a lonley whore January 1, 2004

Chones

Underpants , underwear

I need clean chones.

by T3te June 8, 2018