Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.

Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.

by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017

Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.

That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chlamydia

what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.

"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."

by suckyourmum02 January 2, 2020

Social Chlamedia

The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.

social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia

Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.

by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019

Chlamydia

Cameron moulding

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!

by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018

chlamidiagonnasyphalis

its the combination of chlamidya gonnareahha and syphalis

teen1:you look at that hoe right thurr
teen2:dude she has chlamidiagonnasyphalis

by qqnob January 21, 2008