strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.
"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"
by fluffy scrotum June 15, 2004
Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
by thatskarma March 30, 2013
by Nicole from Lakeville July 25, 2018
“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”
by Swagmoneysky December 04, 2018
When you stick your 2 inch dick inside of a goat with chlamydia and when you cum in its asshole you scream "allahu Akbar" and set off your suicide bomb vest killing everyone within 100 yards
by Dylanornahh April 12, 2016
Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
by AlexaBlake June 15, 2017
Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020