crapwreck

A situation that goes from bad to worse quickly, often with bitterly funny results.

The Mets were already losing 15-0 when it started raining. They cancelled the game, my hot dog got wet, and a fat person stepped on my toes on the train ride home. What a crapwreck.

by RoboNasty July 28, 2009

Sutton shipwreck

When RAY Sutton fucks you in the ass with his 9in. Dick all hardcore rough style and and rips it apart...

(Cause of all of the bloody semen)

(Sea Men)

I got a Sutton shipwreck from Ray last night I won't shut right for a week ....

by Oddaway upinnit August 17, 2023

shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009

Shipwreck

When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.

After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic

by o FeaR VeNoM o June 14, 2009

Shipwreck

dank marijuana strain
100% sativa

hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?

by drdellorama November 1, 2008

shipwreck

The act of shooting someone in the buttcheek (though possibly most other body parts) and raping that person through the bullet hole. Different caliber guns play a huge role in the variation of this act.

"That guy just got shot in the ass and fucked through the bullet hole"

"shipwreck 'em"

by urban1111111 October 19, 2009

shipwrecked

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009