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Chinatown handjob 

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!
Chinatown handjob by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

Chinatown Brown 

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load
Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

Chinatown Baby 

A nerdy korean boy that thinks he is better whites, blacks and Hispanics.
Chinatown Baby by plark May 22, 2010

chinatown rage 

The rage building up inside your head when you try to manuever through Canal Street in New York. The mostly-female tourists (including grown women) haggling their purchase of that fake coach bag and gucci sunglasses down to $6 from $15. It's especially aggravating when you are in a rush. Rage builds up to the point where you want to smack people next to you just to make some space around you. Then you quickly realize that it's mostly women and hitting is not an option. But that only makes the chinatown rage worse. In fact, they have many 6-dollar pair of shoes to hit you back with.
Friend 1: Man, you are late and you look so angry.

Friend 2: I have a lot of Chinatown rage in me. Give me a Bud Light.

Chinatown Surprise 

A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
Chinatown Surprise by Ray Daley April 12, 2016

Chinatown Knock-off

A fake or a copy of someone or something. Chinatown has some of the best knock-off bags, shades, etc. Chinatown is considered Lil China located in Manhattan. The word knock-off basically means fake. So put two and two together. A Chinatown Knock-off is something or someone who's fake.
Bob: Im at the top at the spectrum and you're at the bottom.
Tom: Yea ok....
Bob: You try your hardest to be like me. You're nothing but a Chinatown Knock-off compared to me.
Tom: Look man, you can call me whatever you want to but remember, everything legit that I get you always happen to get the non authentic version and try to be upscale.
Bob: o_0
Tom: Yea oooooh is right.