You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

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Chicken Shit Assholes

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

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chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.

50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.

by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

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Chicken Shit Bullshit

Harmless shenanigans pestering only the Tourettes Guy.

Tourette's Guy: I ain't got time for this chicken shit bullshit!
Richard Cheese: Yeah, well that's because you are crazy and you have Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Richard Penis roger February 19, 2010

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watermelon fried chicken shit

When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.

Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!

by Pollup December 25, 2007

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