Chaldo_Pimp

Moron. This guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

that guy Chaldo_pimp is an idiot asshole.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Childo

A dildo that is a replica of a chode.

Josh : oh god, beth take out that childo
and use my one. it's much more ROUGH.

Beth : but its not blick! i like blick childos.

Josh : Paint my chode blick then. It'll be fun. Especially how Uncle Sam isn't home. (:

by WeedyLOL January 18, 2009

childo

Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a chode 2. Some one you hate (Just to let everyone know, I myself invented this word at school in San Francisco during P.E.

Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!

by Dominic B. February 22, 2004

Chaldo

Someone that balls so hard that all the dumb fucks want to find him but can't because he is a master of the chee energy and will open a can of chee money and go chabaldo and grow a chowhawk and become the dragon ball che master and kill his dweebs that challenge his freshness he will meth your shit up

Have you seen chaldo fuck no no one knows where to find him hence where's chaldo

by Radd fucking Chad January 24, 2021

Childos

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

by J-Rutty July 29, 2011

childo

Combination of the words wordchode/word and worddildo/word. A dildo that has more girth in it's diameter than in it's length.

Disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower dildo.

by samurai June 26, 2003

Childo

A childo is a dildo that is made to replicate a choad.

"The childo made Shaquesa have a super-orgasm"

by Regob22 June 23, 2007