cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

chuzzington

Chuzz - being a chopped huzz
Chuzzington is someone who goes after only chopped huzzes

Dude be a chuzzington for going out with Velma.

by The Leaning Tower Of Cholo February 4, 2026

Crezzing

Crezzing is the act of stimulating the nipples or genitals of a freshly embalmed corpse until it begins to secrete residual embalming fluid, which is then collected and used as lubricant during a nearby masturbation ritual. The session is typically performed beside the open casket, often in silence, with climax ideally achieved before the corpse's pupils fully dilate under viewing lights.

This act is associated with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.

“Tom said the embalming was still fresh and the satin wasn’t stained yet, so he went for a clean crezz.”

“Dylan lit two tea candles and crezzed for twenty minutes before someone walked in. He blamed ‘mourning jitters.’”

“Clayton always said he’d never stoop to crezzing, but Sean caught him mid-stroke behind the curtain with a milk jug. No shame left in the Brotherhood.”

by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025

Sir Chuzzington

A person who chuzzes a lot

Bro have you seen Sir Chuzzington over there? He just chuzzes constantly!

by random person from snobsdale December 4, 2023