chess

Foreplay, followed by sexual intercourse.

Would you like to play chess with me tonight?

by checkermate October 3, 2008

Chess

An awesome board game played by not-so-awesome people

Chess players mate better!

by chess freak April 9, 2005

Chessing

Chessing is losing something valuable or destroying something that took forever

Hey guys I just chessed sorry but it wasn't me the game lagged !

Oh my god I keep chessing

by Garyvision August 31, 2017

Chess

Chess is a two-player strategy board game played on a checkered board with 64 squares arranged in an 8×8 grid. The game is played by millions of people worldwide. Chess is believed to be derived from the Indian game chaturanga sometime before the 7th century. Chaturanga is also the likely ancestor of the Eastern strategy games xiangqi (Chinese chess), janggi (Korean chess), and shogi (Japanese chess). Chess reached Europe by the 9th century, due to the Umayyad conquest of Hispania. The pieces assumed their current powers in Spain in the late 15th century; the modern rules were standardized in the 19th century.

You don't like me because I beat you at a game of chess.

by Supportivejenny March 15, 2020

Chess

Hip-lingo or a cover-up toward parents.

"What did you do at the party; anything sexual?"
"No way, mother, we just played chess a little and took speed."

by Awesomeness. March 7, 2005

chesse

a food made of milk

OMG I JUST BOUGHT SOME CHESSE

LETS MAKE SOME CHESSE BURGER

by amkv123 February 20, 2010

Chess

A game where the other player is always doin some shit…

I hate chess

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022