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Cerberus

An organisation in the Mass Effect Universe. Known for it's anti-alien and supposedly pro-human policies. Headed by an individual known only as The Illusive Man (real name Jack Harper).

It claims to promote purely human interests to give Humanity it's "Rightful" place in the galaxy. Also termed a Human Supremacist organisation. Is infamous for terrorism on a galactic scale against all non-humans as well as for unethical scientific experiments and dangerous research.

Cerberus supports the principle that any methods of advancing humanity's ascension are entirely justified, including illegal or dangerous experimentation, terrorist activities, sabotage and assassination. Cerberus operatives accept that these methods are brutal, but believe history will vindicate them.

Cerberus is one of the many enemies the player will face when playing the first and third games in the Mass Effect series. Curiously, they aid the player in the second game.

This organistaion maintains it's secrecy through a number of fronts, including political parties, aerospace industries, electronics corporations, charitable interests, etc. to cover up it's more questionable activities. Is believed to be enormously well-funded, normally through these front corporations as well as from wealthy human benefactors sympathetic to it's ideals.

They are easily recognizable by their white-yellow-black armour and uniforms, as well as their diamond-like logo.
- "Cerberus IS humanity! Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human!" = The Illusive Man
- "Our goal is the advancement and preservation of humanity. Nothing more, nothing less." = Miranda Lawson, Cerberus Officer
- "Earth first!" - Terra Firma Party, a front organisation for Cerberus
- "I need a better reason than 'It has scales' to go kill something." - Unknown Human criticizing Cerberus methods
by Logical Fellow May 22, 2013
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Charbonneau

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.
Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!
by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010
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Cerberus

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Chebli

Something too amazing to describe... Beyond the best... Doing it like a pro...
Pulling out a Chebli...
I would like to Chebli her...
Man, you are a Chebli!!
God was a Chebli...
by usefull ressource September 10, 2009
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Charbel96

Charbel96 is a famous Tiktoker from Western Sydney Australia and often starts off his videos with "Good question'" then proceeds to answer his viewers questions which can vary. Most of the questions usually start with;
"Top 5 (x)"
"Thoughts on (x)?"
"Why is Veronica so obsessed with you?"

Charbel is well known for known for his plain responses to viewers questions in the same room, every single time. Which have led some viewers to wonder what his whole house looks like. As of yet, viewers only know what two rooms in his house look like which are, his bedroom and bathroom. However, there has been various of leaks which says he has a water slide in his living room. But, this is just Canon.

In more recent drama;

As of August 2021 he undertook an interview with fellow famous Comedian Jonbernark where he was asked if he'd ever join a Sydney tiktok group where he replied with "I'd rather shit my hands and collapse". Which has led some viewers to believe that he's an Eshay. However, recent fact-checkers have proven this claim to be false and in fact Veronica is the true Eshay.
"Charbel96 please, sign my forehead"
"Charbel96, please, please, be less based"
"Charbel96, are you an LGA?"
by Busjack5 August 24, 2021
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chebby

Antonio drove his chebby to da border.
by Collector April 24, 2003
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Cheboygan

Small Michigan town about 15 minutes south of the Mackinaw Bridge. Known for having only 3 large families, drug trafficing, and pedophiles.
"Hey man, I'm going to Cheboygan!"
"Why?"
by fate_or_destiny April 14, 2009
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